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the-wonders-in-wonderland said: Hey :) I was just wondering I'm thinking of getting both my nippers pierced and was wondering what the healing process was like for you and how long it took :)

Mine are still TECHNICALLY healing but it was pretty easy! Really really similar to a naval. They hurt and I soaked them twice a day for about a month and after that they were solid

sazquatch:

The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.

Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

(via oknope)

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me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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vierlay said: how did you manage to get hotter?

I dont even know. It just happened one day ;]

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Anonymous said: Are you okay? Go to the hospital and seek medical help please!

Im fine ;^;

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

(via oknope)

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Welp, I can’t throw up at all anymore because my heart hurts so fucking bad….what the fuck did I do to my body

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laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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(Source: dog360, via unescapable)

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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

(via dribbled)

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thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via unescapable)

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